If the tourism police really busted offensive tourists, the couple picture below would be sentenced to life without parole. I snapped this photo at Bombay's "Gateway of India". I was probably near the peak of my denial that I too was a tourist. Making fun at the expense of the two white people you see here served as a vindictive release. I mean after all, he's got a fanny pack and shorts, and she's wearing a skin tight halter top with a heart on it! I mean, I'm a student. I can speak Tamil! I'm hear for nine months! You gotta believe me, I'm not a tourist! I'm not a tourist! I'M NOT A TOURIST!!! Who was I kidding? I was a tourist.